How does one... philosophize pussy? Leaina runs off to Lesbos with her best friend Megillus, and her ex-husband Lucian is desperate for answers. When he turns to the genius Plato to help unravel the intimate and unfathomable mysteries of this new relationship, these Great Philosophical Minds are forced to confront their own desires simmering beneath their togas. Over 30 queer artists and contributors have come together to delight in the creation of "Lucian, Plato, and the Secrets of the Pussy". This gender-bending, genre-blending odyssey is a bold new adaptation, woven from a mosaic of verbatim accounts of queer love.